how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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