I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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