In the future we'll all be gay
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Randomize