Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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