jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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