there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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