Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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