No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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