I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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