oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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