i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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