Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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