I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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