That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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