So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Quick, to the slutcave!
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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