i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
