I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Sext me about skeletons
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize