The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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