jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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