apparently the secret to your success is patron
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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