Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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