Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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