But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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