My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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