So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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