I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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