this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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