Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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