I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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