Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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