Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
