There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
