My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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