hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize