He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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