he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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