i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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