oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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