Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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