I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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