At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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