have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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