That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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