Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I forget how to act sober
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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