They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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