There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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