yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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