: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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