No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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