Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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